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Name:       Ruth Berry

AKA:        Rufus / Ruthless

Position:    Hooker / Flanker

Likes:        The countryside, all my animals and caffeine

Dislikes:     Spiders and hangovers

Other Info: Ruth recently managed to stab herself in the leg whilst working with her sheep...doh!

 

 

 

Name:       Vicky Burrows

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Name:          M. Chapman

AKA:        Billy

Position:    Front Row

Likes:        Real Ale

Dislikes:     Football

Other Info: Billy doesn't like it when we call her Maggie, loves hedgehogs and is a crime fighter!

 

 

Name:       Mariette Claassens

AKA:        Maz

Position:    Centre

Likes:        Gin & Tonic, meat, fat babies, being whipped, rugby.

Dislikes:     Sambuca, tequila, bugs, noisy kids.

Other Info: Loses her memory after drinking Sambucca and is a secret nude photographer!

 

 

Name:       Aimie Gardner

AKA:        John Smith

Position:    Hooker / Prop

Likes:        Vaseline and Short shorts

Dislikes:     Hair pulling and non-water proof mascara

Other Info: Welsh Students 2003-2006

 

 

Name:        Laura Hale

AKA:         Little Laura

Position:     Scrum Half / Wing

Likes:         Socializing and scoring tries

Dislikes:     Getting up early and liver

Other Info: Laura likes wearing tight dresses and flirting/snogging lots of men!

 

 

 

 

Name:         Caroline Hardy

AKA:           Stiffy

Position:      Scrum Half

Likes:          I like big butts and I cannot lie!

Dislikes:      Answering these sort of questions

Other Info:  Caroline is the biggest flirt EVER, she will flirt with anyone, at anytime, of any age!

 

Name:        Jude Lack

AKA:         Hey Jude, dude

Position:     Second row/back Row

Likes:         Her bed, the smell of freshly cut grass, trees (well, she does work for the Forestry commission!)

Dislikes:     Playing second row, ironing, when the car doesn't start, Christmas (bah humbug!)

Other Info:  She has a chainsaw licence (ooh, powertools!), she lives and works in the Forest of Dean and also plays hockey and cricket.

 

 

Name:      Craig Lacy

AKA:        Donk or Craigy

Position:    Coach

Likes:        Bouncing and banking and wearing minging sandles

Dislikes:     Champagne and losing

Other Info:  Thinks his Sandles are the teams lucky mascot....no Craig they really are just horrid!

 

 

Name:        Sarah Maclaren

AKA:         Little Sar

Position:    Scrum Half

Likes:        Animals, David Attenborough, falling over whilst merry.

Dislikes:    Baked Beans, crapnation street, shitterdale, pikeys!

Other Info: Small but deceivingly large on the pitch and is often in a daydream, can't spell.

 

 

Name:       Rebecca Mocellin

AKA:        Bee

Position:    Centre / Fly Half

Likes:        Jonny Wilkinson, any sport, travelling and surfing

Dislikes:    The French and midgets

Other Info: Bee likes to jump out of cupboards and shout DANGER! to unsuspecting people who are on the toilet.

 

 

 

 

Name:       Hannah Morgan

AKA:        Mrs. Mudway

Position:    Wing

Likes:        Pimms, Pimms and Pimms

Dislikes:     Middle lane drivers

Other Info: Also loves a bit of Tonic in her Gin

 

 

 

 

Name:       Dan Morris  

AKA:        Paul (see below)

Position:    Coach

Likes:        Any food based products purchased from a motorway service station, beer and being Positive all the time.

Dislikes:     Being called Paul from S club 7. 

Other Info:   Older brother to Nathan, cries when the team does well!

 

 

 

 

Name:       Nathan Morris

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Position:    Coach

Likes:         Cups of tea, anything to do with Lord of the Rings, being Mr Nice guy, cuddles.

Dislikes:     Tall people (jealousy is not attractive)

Other Info:  Owns a pet hamster called Derek. Gets lost...alot....in fact to every away match he's been to with us!

 

   

Name:       Sophie Pascall

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Position:    Flanker

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Name:       Pip Payne

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Position:    Prop

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Name:       Tammy Shakespeare

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Position:    No.8 / Flanker

Likes:        Selling the dummy and interception tries.

Dislikes:     Being Stalked by Vicki...scary!

Other Info: Tammy is a hero firefighter!

 

 

 

Name:       Chloe Spruels

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Name:       Aimie Stinchcombe

AKA:        The stinch, Stinky

Position:    Second Row

Likes:        Karaoke, meeting new people

Dislikes:     Bus journeys, hangovers

Other Info: Also known as the lady in red and regularly proves that she is the team lightweight!

 

 

Name:        Maria Townley

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Position:     Fullback

Likes:         Eating, weekends, the sun.

Dislikes:     Spiders, waking up in the mornings.

Other Info:  Sports teacher, comes from Canada!

 

 

Name:       Briege Williams

AKA:        B     

Position:    Fullback/wing

Likes:        Michael Palin, dogs, Argentina, travelling the world and of  course.....winning!

Dislikes:     Mince meat, people who don't make their kids wear seatbelts in cars, litterbugs, smoking, double negatives and losing!

Other Info: Briege is a secret plane spotter and her job as an archaeologist has seen her appear on Time Team!

 

 

Name:       Lauren Williams

AKA:        Loll

Position:    No 8

Likes:        Grapes (I'll turn into one), dogs, men, travelling, partying, reading and any competitive sport!

Dislikes:     People who litter, 'It' girls, traffic jams (I get rage!), cheap mincemeat, boring people and smoking.

Other Info: Is the annoying younger sister of Briege, is a primary teacher but can't spell and her friends think she has mild tourette's!

 

 

 

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